Here’s what you’re supposed to do: Create a new note or page or whatever way you want to do it. Copy and paste this message, delete my answers and type in yours. I tag no one, as you know. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about your friends and family. Have FUN!

1. Can you fill this out without lying?
   I think so.
2. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
   Iced tea. Peach.
3. Who was your last text message from?
   Scott
4. Where was your default picture taken?
   Outside Z's Corner Cafe
5. Last person you rode in a car with under the age of 20?
   Samantha
6. Name someone that made you laugh today?
   Nothing
7. How late did you stay up last night and why?
   It has been a little taxing. I was asleep by ten last night.
8. If you could move somewhere else, would you?
   Yep
9. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
   Once
10. Which of your FB friends lives closest to you?
    Mom, across the hall. Next closest are Andrew or Kari.
11. Do you believe exes can be friends?
    Probably some of them can but not all. None of mine. 
12. Calling or texting?
    Calling. Txting hurts my hands a lot. HINT HINT
13. How do you feel about Dr. Pepper?
    It’s all right, as an occasional change from cola. But most restaurants don’t stock the kind without sugar.
14. When was the last time you cried really hard?
    I don’t think that is something I can share.
15. Where is your biological father right now?
    In a nursing home, which he completely needs.
16. Where are you at right now?
    Where I usually am, at home in front of my computer.
17. Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
    I sleep in my bed.
18. What was the last thing someone bought for you?
    Mom took care of some stuff for me. Donna bought me a beer on Sunday.
19. Who took your profile picture?
    Donna's husband
20. Was yesterday better than today?
    Hard to say
21. Can you live a day without TV?
    Give me a computer and a book or two…
22. Are you mad about anything?
    Do you mean angry? Not particularly. Do you mean mad like crazy? I'm going slightly mad...
23. Do you think relationships are really worth it?
    Most of them are.Friendships most definitely
24. When was the last time you were extremely disappointed and why?
    That my dad was short one Father's Day card. Again.
25. Are you a bad influence?
    Not only am I a good influence in most cases (there might be an exception, I suppose); I also teach others to be good influences.I miss being a bad influence. Donna is a bad influence!
26. Night out or night in?
    Mostly in.Alas.
27. What items could you not go without during the day?
    Oxygen, food, water… and a bathroom! I think for anything else, I can manage. I'd prefer books.
28. Would you share a drink with a stranger?
    Where? What kind of stranger? What kind of drink? I might — if my instincts told me s/he was okay. I will buy a water for someone on a hot day.
29. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
    My dad, who has been in hospital or nursing home for the past three weeks.
30. What does the last text message in your inbox say?
    It's personal from Jennifer
31. How do you feel about your life right now?
    Ennui is a good noun.
32. How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
    Only once.
33. Do you hate anyone?
    Hatred hurts the person who hates more than his/her target. Not liking is something else again, but you can manage that. I hate only one person because he made my parents really upset.
34. If we were to look in your inbox, what would we find?
    You won't. It's MY inbox.
35. Can you easily tell if someone's fake?
    Not easily. I want to believe people are good, even though I know so many who are not.
36. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
    If I could show my medalert bracelet first, I'd be cool.
37. Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
    Yep. damn fools.
38. What song is stuck in your head?
    none this moment thank goodness
39. Someone knocks on your window at 2 AM, who do you want it to be?
    Someone on a Harley
40. Wanna have kids before you're 30?
    I've been spayed
41. Name something you have to do today?
    I tanned and went to Edge of the Woods and Shop Rite. And started a load of laundry... I guess I need to fold it
42. Can you whistle?
    Poorly
43. Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back?
    side
44. Do you think too much or too little?
    Way too much'
45. Do you smile a lot?
    I try to. Sometimes I forget.
46. Can you handle the truth?
    Usually not
47. What was the last book you read?
    The Last Thing I Remember
48. Is there something you always wear?
    My MedAlert bracelet
49. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
    Reading my mom's version
50. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
    I think my dad mumbled it but it could have been gas
51. Have you ever dyed your hair?
    Yes.
52. Are you wearing a necklace?
    Not this minute
53. What's something that can always make you feel better?
    Ice cream. If that doesn’t work, I’m in bad shape.
54. Will this weekend be a good one?
    Probably not
55. What do you want right now?
    To finish what I’ve started.
56. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
    I wear men's underwear. Longer lasting, cheaper, and who's gonna see
57. Look behind you, what do you see?
    My headboard
58. Have you ever worked in a food place?
    Burger King. Lasted three weeks
59. What would you name your future daughter?
    N/A
60. What are your summer plans for 2009?
    Survival
61. Does anyone know your FB password?
    Nope. But I know others'
62. Would you like some cake?
    Cake? Not particularly? How about some pastry?
63. Did you lie in this quiz?
    Of course not. This is the Truth Meme.

• By some lucky coincidence, a very nice Social Security lawyer just took my case.


• Until one of my sister's friends directed me to her blog, I had no idea that my dad's favorite dinner is spaghetti and meatballs. (I thought it was meatloaf; my TVP loaf tanked. but whatever) Unknown to me, I made a vegan marinara sauce with texturized vegetable protein chunks and he was VERY happy. Who knew?


• I'm mostly packed to see Sworn Enemy on Thursday and Friday. Basically, I need camera and batteries, GPS, power bars, and clean underwear. I pack light. (Floyd the Laptop's sitting out this one.)


• I am very pissed that this entry shall now be cut short because my fingers ache from typing "so much."


• Good luck with Christian C's surgery!